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appietree:

Sexy things to do on a date:

  • choke on your spit
  • fill your wallet with spaghetti
  • perform an exorcism on your dinner
  • break your legs
  • macaroni necklace

I know this post was meant to be a joke, but now I’m picturing sitting across the table from someone who is working diligently on making a necklace out of the uncooked macaroni she ordered while we talk about whatever we’re talking about and it is very cute.

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why did this come up right as i was starting homework wtf

pizza:

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why did this come up right as i was starting homework wtf

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Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

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