god I’m horny
"hello horny, im god"
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
Just in case you don’t have enough choices
Trained in all forms of melee weapon combat including, but not limited to:
Swords, spears, axes, halberds, and fucking battle scythes.
Many of which lay around my house within easy reach
oH MY GOD HAHAHAHA I JUST CACKLED MY FUCKING ARSE OFF.
My dogs are actually barking at me I laughed that fucking loud.
Look at that attention seeking faggot!
Ah. A dismissive statement that doesn’t really address the comment left by the other person. A common reaction when someone is too scared to actually follow through with what he says he would but doesn’t want to admit it.
how comes i didn’t have this on my blog already
this is what it feels like to have a depression i mean it literally feels like a monster in your body that needs to get out, one way or another
Bxtch that ain’t depression that’s possession call the damn exorcist
I don’t know when this started happening, but my sister refers to Hell as “the Disco Inferno.” She and I were arguing, and she turned to me and shouted “I hope you burn in the Disco Inferno!”
I’m not sure whether I should be upset that she essentially told me to go to Hell or just laugh at the way she said it.