Whose idea was this
Whose idea was this
Moment of bravery at the vet
THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD
"Rabbi, my son converted to Christianity, what should I do?"
"I have to consult God, come back to me tomorrow."
The next day:
"Well, what did God say?"
"He can’t help you, he’s got the same problem."
Star Wars - first appearances - Darth Vader
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
what did i just read
Irish women are strong as fuck
I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal
Actually (and perhaps fortunately), this may not be true. While this story pops up in folklore all across Europe (nineteen different cities in Germany alone claims to have had this happen), there are no official records of this ever happening. There are no descendants of Margorie McCall either (which, by the way, there were three of them; funnily enough, all were married to three separate John McCalls). The gravestone does exist, but it was made over a century and a half after the story started circulating, as a tribute to this very likely mythological woman.
Regardless of whether or not the story is true, though, one must remember that the Irish are, in fact, “motherfucking metal.”
by JAEMIN KIM
what’s the password
"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"
hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY.